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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Stop Calling My Apartment, Serial Killers!


I just got called twice by the front gate at my apartment complex.  Nobody I know is coming over.

I don't want anyone to come over.

Yet some psycho keeps calling, wanting me to buzz him in.   Ain't gonna happen, jackass.  I'm perfectly content to listen to my Daft Punk album and have a beer without having to worry about being hacked to pieces by some nutjob.
Leave me alone, freaky Glendale people!
Posted by Cory Parker at 9:40 PM

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